Do you stink? Mosquitoes find you irresistible

Picture this. You have finally secured a once in a lifetime date with a woman of your dreams. Date night is here and since you couldn’t beat traffic, you hurriedly connect to the five star establishment where you were ordered to present yourself; however there’s one glaring problem: The stinky liquid dripping from your underarms has has used up all the sweet smelling cologne you had washed yourself in hours earlier.