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Awkward moment when your man wants you to behave like a porn star

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Since the beginning of time, women have done all sorts of things in the name of making our men happy. Look, we have bought long, European hair extensions because despite men’s alleged hate for weaves, like bees to nectar, they get drawn to ladies who have them.

When we discovered that men love women with big butts, we did everything humanly possible to have humongous backsides. Some even pop pills to fatten their posteriors. Heck, others buy padded underwear to do the trick.

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