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Your kid is having more sex than you are

Young people unable to hold it when the craving strikes-research

The things we do for sex, things we do when sexually starved! They can amaze you. Men can vumilia, but what about women? Some would walk in soggy gumboots to dead cold South Pole if need be.

Just consider women in Kiambu County. Early this year, they held demonstrations and threatened to relocate to more ‘productive’ regions of the country, like Kakamega, where there is a steady supply of many ‘Omundu Strong’. Their grouse was over their men’s dismal performance in matters ‘bedminton.’ They perpetuated the perception that men from Central Kenya need inter-denominational prayers to help them pandisha bendera.

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