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Rules baby mamas must never break

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The brouhaha over one Jacob Juma’s murder is cooling down, as such assassinations in this country often do, and the volume over a woman called Cheryl is rising. ‘Men Only’, has realised there is one aspect of this African’s love life we overlooked – his many ‘baby mamas.’

Jacob Juma had one wife with whom he had two children. Then there were three ‘baby mommas’ with whom he had four kids, all of whom were given respect and recognition at his funeral (and I daresay that is the way it should be, all the way to The Will, instead of strange women, offspring in tow, showing up wailing to cause chaos on the day ‘Baby Daddy’ gets buried).

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