Twitter is the home of memes and trolls. Kenyans on Twitter (KOT) are a movement …scratch that, a force( ask one Anne Waiguru). This is where you find geniuses and the absurd, Einsteins and Kanyes.
Recently, the hashtag #Ushawai was trending and it brought out the best in Kenyans. From the hilarious to the absolutely brutal. Before I list them down, I have a question- #Ushawai kaa bila kupigiwa simu hadi ukaiweka kando ya kitunguu unakata uone kama italia?
Here are the top 14 tweets(no particular order):
#ushawai nunua Decoder after umeskia Aerial inaosha na Mwosho mmoja
— OLLINGA ORUKO (@ollingaoruko) September 18, 2015
#Ushawai nunua toja apo gikomba saa tatu usiku kufika home unapata ni overrall ya kenya power
— Koco-Kilo-KUmI (@mosbei95) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai jiuliza wasee wa #SpecialDiet seco waliienda wapi after #HighSchool life ?
— Bobby Vj™ (@Bobby_Vjoe) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai simamisha microwave at 0:01 ndio ufeel kama umediffuse bomb
— The Government (@ikuamike) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu ukapata zero. --Ndio unajuanga shida haikuangi wewe
— Proletariat (@lagaless) February 10, 2016
#Ushawai ngojea message ya Mpesa mpaka unafungua mobile data ukidhani imekuja na WhatsApp????
— Follow IG@enock_bett (@enock_bett) February 9, 2016
#ushawai ishiwa na unga ukipika ugali inabidi umeongeza sukari upike tu uji.
— Steve Wambua (@ste_vian) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai wekwa brotherzone na kamanzi na unakapenda ile mbaya hadi kila text kaukutumia huwa na word 'bro' ndio usiende past apo?!
— brian minote (@BrianMinote) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai Kutana na your ex bila make-up, looking shaggy unauliza humbly "did you factory-reset your body to default settings?"
— DAUDI (@ItsDaudi) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai copy mwakenya then during class work modee calls you to explain how you arrived at the answers
— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai fika exam room na what you know ni definition ya course unit, hapa ndio mtu huenda kumbe, God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob...
— DAUDI (@ItsDaudi) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai Ona polisi anakuja kukushika mpaka hujui umuite askari ama afande unapata ushaamuita ASKOFU
— BRIAN LION (@BrianLion22) February 9, 2016
#Ushawai cheki madame brown skin wakitembea pamoja ukajiuliza kama ndio huitwa "Brownian Motion" @BillyCasso
— FOLLOW IG:andy_maina (@AndyMaina254) February 9, 2016
#ushawai kaa kwa mat hapo front seat alafu dere anatoka unaanza kupanga vile utapotea na hiyo gari
— Muthama (@_William_M) September 4, 2015