Agano
Pulse: What other name fits Labalaa?
Agano: Mshamba. That guy has some very awkward moments that are very embarrassing to him and those around him.
P: If the week had an eighth extra day, what would he call it?
A: Ndinda, his mum’s name. He is very much a Mama’s boy.
P: What crazy thing don’t the fans know about him?
A: Labalaa ni mwongo sana. His other name should be ‘true liar’.
P: If he weren’t an MC, what job would he be doing?
A: He would have been a sperm donor juu the number of kids he has is astonishing. Nearly all his money is spent on fees and child support.
P: If he were given a million bob, how would he blow it?
A: Doing things for his many kids. The mothers would ground him with claims.
P: His type of chic is?
A: Calm, beautiful, intelligent, dark skin and sexy. Like his kids’ mother.
P: What foolish thing would make him cry?
A: If we would ever split as a duo, he would cry. Possibly to his Mama.
LABALAA
Pulse: What other name fits Agano?
Labalaa: Kipumpum aka Fat Mboy. He was skinny during the days of Dandora but he is now losing the fight against weight.
P: If the week had an eighth extra day, what would he call it?
A: He is full of himself. So he will call it Agano Day.
P: What crazy thing don’t fans know about him?
A: He is a very cunning conman. His boys in the hood have stories to tell about him. He also claims to be the same age as Vera Sidika, 24.
P: If he were not an MC, what job would he be doing?
A: Probably running a children’s home now that he has no kid of his own. I think he shoots blanks.
P: If he were given a million bob, how would he blow it?
A: They are like a rugby team at home, so most of it would go to them. He would spend some with me, because I’m his side kick.
P: His type of chic is?
A: A point-five. He has a fascination for yellow chics now that he is very dark.
P: What foolish thing would make him cry?
A: If I ever missed a show, he would sob.