Corrupt public official without Swiss bank account turned into laughing stock

The country is still reeling in shock after it was reported that a former city hall official who is suspected of corruption stashed the proceeds of his alleged crooked dealings in local banks and the local property market. That he has no Swiss bank account has shocked his fellow thieves and Kenyans alike. Many parents are reportedly considering withdrawing their children from the schools the man attended for providing him with a substandard education that never introduced him to money laundering havens.