Pastors’ wives, reclaim your positions, get to work, and save us from these randy priests!

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Where do Kenyan pastors find the energy to engage in all manner of extra-pastoral sexual activity? How do these married, middle-aged men of the cloth find it so easy to service, as it were, so many of their female laity? Some have blamed the churchgoers: Kenya is not the most modestly-dressed of countries, and it is true that more than a few women will go to church dressed specifically to tempt and then ensnare the pastor. Those lucky pastors!

Still, there are other pastors who simply cannot control their hungers for the flesh. One cannot blame it on the women’s dressing or temptation when even female church cleaners, dressed in blue overalls and smelling of disinfectant, are swiftly added to the pastors’ check-list of sexual conquests.