×
App Icon
The Standard e-Paper
Informed Minds Prefer The Standard
★★★★ - on Play Store
Download Now

SIDEBAR: Kenyan men, this is why you shouldn't get intimate like rabbits

To us, it’s like farting or yawning and has become an impulse action to be actively acted upon.

And unless you are a heifer or a cow whose parents took to university for the sole purpose of being inseminated, girl, you have no reason to spread those knees and do bad manners in your hostel room when your roommates are asleep or present.

Get Full Access for Ksh299/Week
Bold Reporting Takes Time, Courage and Investment. Stand With Us.
  • Unlimited access to all premium content
  • Uninterrupted ad-free browsing experience
  • Mobile-optimized reading experience
  • Weekly Newsletters
  • MPesa, Airtel Money and Cards accepted
Already a subscriber? Log in