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Man United fans call for psychic Dutch cow to be slaughtered after Europa League victory

Manchester United earned direct qualification to the UEFA Champions League after defeating Ajax Amsterdam 2-0 last night at the Friends Arena in Stockholm.


Early goals in each half by world’s most expensive player Paul Pogba and back to back Armenian player of the year Henrikh Mkhitaryan were enough to see the English outfit life the Europa League for the first time in their history and consequently, a third cup for Man United this season.

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