'Why every campus guy needs a side chick' - best thing you'll read all day

So you get there and devour all spirits. Next thing, your crew, with you included is throwing tantrums for more free alcohol. Nobody really cares what you are doing, so the excessive energy dies out and you guys take a chill pill. You sit there miserably broke and no more alcohol.

Wait a minute..., what is that! Those delicious, perfect chunk of flesh between that skirt-slit is adorable. Who is that? You thought. How could she be so perfect! Literally, anyone with eyes would drool over those defined structures of legs. It has just the right amount of everything, you know..., right from complexion to the bone inside, you just can't explain it. The way she sat on that high bar seat, with her hips carefully spread slightly beyond the edges of the cushion, proclaimed that she is not only African but blessed at being African as well.