Ten types of men you should stop dating

1. Mamas boy This one is the worst type of boy to date. He mentions his mum in every instance. He sneezes his mum, bathes his mum, cooks his mum, and walks his mum, literally everything.

 Now trouble is everyone has a way their mums brought them up, he will be like; Bae mum yangu aliniambia nipike ugali first ndio nipike mboga' while you're doing the other way round.
Excusez-moi, my mum also taught me her own way.

 Peter could be in his early 20s. He hasn't figured out what life really is like.

2. The beggar 'Babe nisaidie soo mbili deal ikiivana nitakukanja punch'.Lawwd Hammercy. He will not even get back to you whether the deal goes good or sour. Watch out.

Beggars can be spotted from day one. Aki John. Keep walking. Another will go this way, babe, kuna place ingine nataka kukupeleka, wacha tu! Hiyo place ndio kusema! Shida ni.....

Don't wait for the end of the sentence, he wants to kopa you some money to take you out. Doesn't add up, right?

They're also boastful yet live in crammed up single rooms in Eastlands.

 3. The late-comer At exactly 7 PM you two were in consent to meet at a certain coffee house in town. An hour later, he hasn't shown up.

 And if he shows up, he's erratic. Hair unkempt, shoe laces not well tightened and smelling a hell lot of sweat. Seriously dude?

4. The people pleaser at all costs avoid this guy. This one is a sort of an MCA, anywhere you go with him, you have to make at least seven stops to say hi to his friends who even hijacks him for a whole freaking 20 minutes as you wait.

He says friends are before anything else and he means it. You come second after his friends.

His excuse for not lending you some little money for your hair is that he used the last money he had to bail out his drunkard friend who was arrested last evening.

You will only come in handy to give him that forbidden pleasure his friends can't afford him.

5. The late-night bookworm after a hectic day of running up and down, submitting assignment and beating deadlines, you need those sweet relaxing messages, whether forwarded or copy pasted, you need romantic texts just before dozing and drooling starts.

Then you go like, Beb sema, he replies, 'Poa, kuna assignment namalizia halafu nikucall,' before you realize it, its morning and Steve didn't call. Run! Steve loves his books, he ain't ready for a human yet.

6. The soccer fanatic. You will die of pneumonia. However much you try to love soccer, the love isn't coming. Dead stories such as 'aki round this Man U itatoka draw Na Liverpool' will be a part of you.

You better start loving soccer because AFCON, EPL and Bundesliga are there to say. Get a Jersey, and a vuvuzela. If it's not possible then ditch him for a normal guy.

7. The shemale. This one is a guy with girly behaviours. He dresses like a female, grows his hair, does make-up. He could have gayish behaviours. How he walks, talks and throws his hands like a girl. Do you still have his number in your call log? D-E-L-E-T-E it. Don't even keep him as a friend.

 8. Baby 'I want a kid' This one is mad. I beg. No man in his right sense would pose such a statement.

 Maybe he has got lots of nephews and nieces and he's fantasizing on how great it would be for him to have a kid. You'll be surprised he still lives in his father's house.

 9. The fisi He'll start a convo like, "Shee utakuja na Edith siku gani? Nimemkawia. Lately I haven't seen both of you together. Bado ako na ile weave?" Roba is a fisi. He wants Edith, not you. Period.

10. The pastor. At the sight of your image, he will detect every wrong with your dressing. He'll question every piercing on your body, he'll go further casting out demonic possession in your life causing you to become fake, like fake hair and nails, enhanced height and bum, name them.

 Every visit to his house starts and ends with a prayer. He'll even give you some Novena to go and recite as you go home. Nancy Kemuma