Just how many spornosexuals are next to you?

The other day this guy walked into the gym in a low neck slim fit T-shirt, a mink man bag (not the gym bag!) slung across his shoulders chewing gum. The man bag first caught my eye. Who substitutes a gym bag with those stylish little bags men of this day carry around? And what the hell do guys put in those bags?

 After I was done with the bag something else about him sent another flag. He must have come straight from the shower or something. His glossed lips and the vanity of Hugo boss cologne about him sent the sweaty local men around looking at each other with those eyes. You can always smell the ‘cool’ whenever it passes your way. He was new here, but guy looked easy, even chic and breezy in his shorts and green Nike sneakers. He looked like those guys who throw random cheesy lines at a girl in a group and get away with it, with a phone number of course. Which girl wouldn’t anyway?