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I am looking for my sweet Andy

When I first met Andy, I knew that God had finally answered my prayers. He was everything I ever wanted in a man, tall dark and handsome just like in the novels. He was soft-spoken, and had this bewitching smile that I found irresistible.

Talking about our teenage fantasies where every other chic in our small groupies always dreamt of dating the likes of Brad Pitt. We visualized a tall, charismatic man with an athletic body accentuated with well-shaped strong legs.

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