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Just how real is the lady next to you?

You see her swaying her hips on the pavements, really nice curves! But then you wonder if what you are admiring is from her mama. That could be hip enhancers, you know. That ample backslide could be a perfect work of a plastic surgery somewhere. That mid cleavage that makes your palms sweat and drifts your mind to another world could be the work of a wonder bra.

Do you see those bushy eyelashes, perfect eyebrows? Does her mum possess them? You don't have to be told they're artificial. You remember yourself admiring her well-manicured nails and wishing she was yours because your girlfriend's are short and nail-bitten? Remember, she can still have the same at a fair cost ...that's if you don't mind having a fake damsel by your side.

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