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The Retrosexual: Luo women broke my heart

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I wanted to marry a Luo woman. Luo women are proud, elegant and graceful (when not drunk). Their personality and exuberance used to drive me crazy. If you have ever danced with a drunk Luo woman in a Kisumu club, at around 2am, you will understand what I mean.

If I say that Luo women are the most blessed with the curviest bodies within the tropics, it will not be a stretch. Besides, I have always liked them darker. There is something mysterious and erotically challenging about a black shapely woman. Luo women always gave me this blood rush that awakened the animal in me.

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