First-date-sex; on or off the table?

Hearing men, creatures who started hitting anything in a skirt even before the garment was invented, you would think a woman who scratches an itch in her southern hemisphere is a witch who deserves burning at the stake.

What arrant nonsense! Sex on the first or 76th date is just the same old sex and a woman who tumbles in the hay on the first date is no less a woman than the one who clasps her thighs right for 90 days, does the do, only to get dumped a week later.