Keep steamy sex out of showers: It is awkward, unpleasant and dangerous

There are a lot of things that happen in movies that just don’t wash in real life. I was watching this mushy rom-com recently where the lead couple engages in the steamiest, most sizzling shower sex I have ever seen. I have to laud the phenomenal acting because it was so realistic! Except, I know better.

When it comes shower sex, sadly, life really doesn’t imitate art. Guys, anyone who has ever told you that shower sex is sexy and romantic has never had shower sex. You can take that to the bank.  I know I have always encouraged couples to expand their sexual repertoire by taking their sexual relations out of the bedroom. In hindsight, I should have added a caveat: do it literally anywhere else except the shower.