Abuja-O, true and fro

With Smitta Smitten

At sunset on the Wenski before my weekend in Abuja for the MTV MAMA’s mizzle, I met our real CEO, Tsar Paul W. (notta be mixed with Big Paul M, our share man) at the offices of a smaller mdosi, Peter G. Tsar Paul waz lookin’ longingly at the Barrack Obama portrait on Peter G’s wall, n I waz thinkin’, if I was tsar Paul, I’d simply abuse my power n spin Pete a memo goan — "Now, let’s have a talk regardin’ dat Obama portrait in ya office. The only ports allowed here are of the Baks." Next tyme G came to tha offy, Barrack d be up on me executive wall … n dare he say ‘ngwee.’ Heh heh.