Harold's empty pockets save him from divorce

Sue Threatens to Divorce Harold.

Shukra, my girlfriend, once told me that in The Vatican, once in a while, people will witness a white smoke that is followed by a Pope sound. It was a funny pun until I saw black smoke accompanied by screams coming from the local drinking hub where the local gossip mill assembles once a week.

Rumour has it that Harold had been ousted as the chairman of Gitegi Gossip Mill and would soon be forced to either relinquish his church or lose his membership in the drinking spree. The embattled local pastor, who only last week started plans to make Gitegi a kingdom and name Sue queen, was about to lose Sue.