The amount of time it takes you to hold your breath is exactly the time it takes Harold to forget everything he has been told. He has the memory of a warthog and looks that don’t stray far. Suffice to say, he is an excellent secret keeper.
I spent a week explaining to him why the late Prince Phillip was not called King Phillip despite being married to the Queen of England. As you might recall, unless you and Harold share his inability to retain information, Britain’s Prince Phillip passed on most recently at 99.