Politicians fight it out over good-time girl
By Myra Maloba
You know the story: Married man meets young beautiful girl, young beautiful girl sees the road to an easy life and soon it’s a match made in heaven.
A former Cabinet minister from a constituency in Luo Nyanza (let’s call him Politician A) met a girl at a popular restaurant in Kisumu town. The girl was tall, with a beautiful blemish-free skin and curves in all the right places. He approached her, bought her food and drinks and soon they hit it off. After that day the two became inseparable. They met every day for lunch or dinner, and she would even stay over till breakfast whenever he was on a ‘business trip’.
Another politician (let’s call him Politician B) from a neighbouring constituency met a beautiful girl in one of the lakeside town’s famous nightclubs. He was immediately attracted to her and sent a waiter to invite her to join him. They ended up spending the night together. This marked the beginning of a whirlwind romance. She would attend business meetings with him and wait for him to finish. She travelled with him around the town and was practically joined to him at the hip.
Politician B one day decided to ask his newfound girl to accompany him on a trip to Nairobi. She had been to Nairobi a few times, but not with a moneyed fellow. So naturally she was really excited.
They took the morning flight to Nairobi and were soon booked into a five-star hotel. He took her shopping and bought her designer clothing. In the afternoon she went to get pampered in the hotel’s spa while he was attending a lunch meeting. You imagine her happiness at being pampered in such a fashion.
Evening came and he sent a car over to pick her up. He took her for dinner and then they went to unwind with his friends at a bar that is famous for hosting politicians and businessmen. They were having a good time wining and dining.
All of a sudden a familiar face walked in. It was Politician A. You can’t imagine the shock and fear on the girl’s face. She kept praying that he would not come anywhere near where they were sitting. But alas, her prayers fell short of one Hail Mary.
Politician A went to greet Politician B without having recognised the girl, who now had a makeover. He kept staring at her, while she tried avoiding his glances and then he finally realised who she was.
Politician A went up to Politician B and asked him how the two knew each other. Politician B told him with lots of pride on his face that she was his girlfriend. Politician A tried to correct him by telling him that she was in fact his girlfriend.
Unfortunately for her the cat was finally out of the bag and now she was just waiting for the fireworks to begin. Both politicians kept asking the girl to tell the other who she really was with.
The girl was dumbfounded and speechless. When they were not able to get anything out of her they turned on each other. They were practically boiling up at this point. They started arguing, then they started shoving each other and soon fists were flying freely.
The girl and all their friends watched everything unfold in total shock. It took a while for people to separate them. Politician B grabbed the petrified girl and started to leave. Politician A had to be held back as the two left.
Finally both men dumped the girl.
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