Bad bachelor: How I woke up starving at seaside hotel

My Banjun bae was gone. So was my wallet and a small wad of ATM cash (Photo: Shutterstock)

My life had been in turmoil all December, after getting stuck with a crazy sexagenarian called Beth as my girlfriend (the age of my mother, had my mum been alive and not dead of cervical cancer.)

I was also not really looking forward to work in the New Year. Word was our mean mzungu MD, Cynthia Worm, also a partner/founder of ‘Worm Advertising Agency’ where I work, was waiting for us to return from holiday and set us up with mad 2021 targets.