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Ten types of exes you will find in Kenya

Woman stalking her ex. (Courtesy/iStock)

Breakups happen every day. People who were once in love can no longer see eye-to-eye. Woe unto you if your ex is weird as they will make sure you have no peace for the rest of your life. Others will wait for you to move on and then they dump your kids at your doorstep. Here are ten types of exes you will encounter in Kenya.

  1. Drama queen

She will create a lot of drama after the breakup, including making an impromptu visit to her ex's workplace or home to report the problems between them. The next day, she will be at the police station reporting her former lover and demanding that he be arrested with immediate effect.

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