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Gossip: Bird poo in Manchester United Ashley Young’s Mouth

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird pooing into your mouth?

Well, the Premier League hasn’t even finished one game, and already we’ve had an unsavoury incident.

Bird Poops in Manchester United Ashley Young’s Mouth (Video)

If Manchester United were winning at the moment then maybe Ashley Young could laugh this off but they’re not so this just sucks.

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