Boy, it feels good when my wife apologises

Kinky is not the first thing that comes to mind if you run into Carol in her corporate suit

Those who have swallowed their pride, or eaten humble pie, say it tastes really bad. Rotten eggs bad. When you go away, that is what Carol is forced to eat. And she doesn't like it.

While proud, narcissistic and selfish, Carol is also bright. And that is why she notices that your leaving her for two weeks had nothing to do with your work. It was just bullshit; a way to get back at her. Sheer, utter, absolute nonsense, childishness and being petulant.
So no sooner have you buckled up in the flight, and been allowed to turn on your phones, than you receive a message from her.