As we watched over Uganda's boringly predictable elections, we almost took our collective eye off our homegrown corruption ball as it gathered pace. Denials and threats of legal action were bandied about.
Acolytes refused to "die alone", whistle-blowers found themselves being berated for whistling a dirge at night, while political operatives decried the traitors shelling out millet among free-range opposition chicken. Oh, what a week! What an incredulous tale of 'creative accounting' at its finest!