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Nine pointers that show you are terrible in bed

  • Most men believe they are extremely good in bed. Look, it’s a scandal to make such an assumption.
  • Gentlemen, you might not be as good as you think! But wait, being bad in bed doesn’t mean you can’t improve. But first, you have to admit you aren’t good enough for you to improve.

Problem is, one can’t tell whether they are good or bad. It’s unlikely that your lady is going to give you detailed report each and every time you engage in the act. To discern if your bedroom game needs improvement, you have to pay close attention to small signals she gives. Trust us: It’s better to figure it now, than to realise when she dumps you.

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