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You last left me at a cop station in Kilimani where we had been arrested, alongside a certain mheshimiwa, after being busted for drinking after hours. This was after my date with Rachel – the corporate woman in charge of a Sh5 million advertising account. This, if given to our firm ‘Worm Advertising’ for the September to December period, even with Cynthia’s now ridiculous eight percent rate as the mzungu pleads ‘Covid-19’ in her irritating clipped British accent, (yet her great grandfather settled in Kenya in 1909), will still see me get Sh100,000 extra a month till Dec.
The shida was that by the time we got to the police station, my phone was out of battery.
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