By Njoroge Kinuthia
Welcome, (we pray that Parliament will give you the nod) to the most loved and loathed office, Mr Mumo Matemu. This is everyone’s dream job because those who get it, it is rumoured, end up earning even more than the President. But that’s besides the point. What PointBlank is waiting for now, is your inaugural speech. In their speeches, those who came and went before you, usually dwelt on fish and dragons.