No way, I don’t watch porn! Girls, here are 10 lies he will always tell you

 I Don’t Know Why She Is Texting Me: Lies men tell

There are a few common lies that men use to keep their relationships on the up and here is a list of little white lies that some guys commonly tell their significant others.

No You Don’t Look Fat

Stop asking questions that you do not want the real answers to. Of course your man is not going to say you look fat unless he is a complete jerk and likes to put you down, in which case please run.

To be honest most of the women that ask that question do not have an ounce of body fat on them but they could be wearing something that is not flattering to their stomach area or their butt, and instead of making you feel bad he opts for the lie.

When you think about it he is actually trying to protect your self-esteem, so maybe accept this lie for what it is.

You’re A Great Cook

Girls, you and I both know that you want your boyfriend to believe that your cooking is the best thing he has tasted since his mother’s; but you always seem to put yourself in a position that makes him want to lie to your flour covered face.

Thank god being a good cook is no longer a requirement for being a good significant other, a lot of women would be screwed out of a spouse and nourishment; hungry and single, that is just sad.

I Would Never Lie To You

Simply put, everyone lies for good reasons, bad reasons and everything else in between. Make sure that you can differentiate the little white lies from the big lies; furthermore, make sure that the lie he is telling is to benefit you in some way.

 If he can lie about what he ate that day, who that private call was from or even the type of food he likes (it happens more than most would think), then he will not hesitate to lie about the huge things.

I Don’t Know Why She Is Texting Me

Obviously he gave this desperate girl his number because how else would she have the number? And he obviously did not tell her that he is in a relationship because why else would she feel so comfortable texting him at any hour of the day and showing her adoration through text?

This girl will keep texting him because he keeps texting her; it is as simple as that.

I Didn’t Call Cause I’ve Been Busy

Aka: I could not call you because I did not want to. If someone is into you they will call you whatever chance they get, they want to talk to you; they want to be around you and share how their day went.

So when an excuse like “I was so busy” or “I lost track of time” comes up, it seems like a cop out. Being busy has never kept someone from talking to the person they love.

You’re So Funny

Let’s face it you are not a professional comedienne, it is not your life’s work; but your joy is amusing to him and he appreciates that you can make him see things in a different way.

To him it is not a lie because he believes that you are the funniest person in the world. But to everyone else they may see him as exaggerating and easily amused, but who cares, right?

I Want To Take Things Slow

In other words; I am not ready to commit to you, however, I do want to keep you in my back pocket for those times when I come home late, did not score and I need some loving or when I need a date for an event that would be awkward to show up to without a date.

Taking things slow for a guy usually means that he will grace you with the number one girl title but he is slightly leaving the door open in case he finds someone that he considers an acceptable upgrade.

I Love Hanging Out With Your Friends

Translation: in moderation your friends are not that bad but if I had the choice I would not hang out with them.

No Way, I Don’t Watch Porn

Let’s just get this out of the way, everyone has watched porn at some point in their life; a curious teenager, a lonely man, a bored girl, the kinky couple, there seems to be porn for someone in every walk of life.

If you believe your man when he says that porn is not something he is into, think again.

I Only Have Eyes For You

Lies! Ladies let’s be clear, guys have wandering eyes; hell, even most girls have wandering eyes. It is not a crime to look, and it even has several names to describe the act, one of which is “rubbernecking” where they look but don’t “look”. Even though he takes the time to look at other women it does not mean that he is any less interested in you; it means that he just noticed something good about another girl.