Magwara vs Welewele: Timmy Tdat and Bobby Mapesa, who owns the hottest lyrics?

BOBBY MAPESA

P: You coined the word Magwara. What does is mean?

B: Magwara is an ideal sheng name for women.

P: Between you and Timmydat who is hotter?

B: I take that as an insult. I mean there is no comparison at all. Truth is the ‘ni**a’ is still a fresher in this game and comparing him to me is embarrassing.

P: What do you make of his name?

B: It sounds like a confused wannabe musician trying hard to fit in.

P: What do you think of his songs and how would you rate him musically?

B: The truth is that he has more than eight more years to be where I am today. For me Welewele, or whatever he sings, reminds me of my song Wezere. The only difference is that his is a weaker version that is poorly done.

P: What is his most annoying habit?

B: The fact that he dresses like a ‘cockroach’ is a complete turn off, plus it is annoying.

P: Given a chance would you ever date his woman?

B: I once slept with his girl but I realised she was not of my calibre.

P: Do you think his children will grow up listening to his songs?

B: I feel sorry for them since I don’t think they would want to have such a role model.

P: Who is the hottest musician locally?

B: I have been the hottest and that continues to be so.

 

TIMMYDATT

P: What do you make of Bobby Mapesa’s name?

T: Sounds more like a broke dude looking real hard for cheddar.

P: Between you and him who is hotter?

T: Hot is an understatement. As far as I am concerned I am the hottest.

P: What do you think of his songs and how would you rate him musically?

T: Vulgar and monotonous! That would at least earn him below one per cent.

P: What is his most annoying habit?

T: The mention of his name alone is annoying.

P: Between the two of you who is more popular with chips fungas or clandes?

T: I don’t think he would have any of them following him unless he forces them to do so at gun point. He is simply a beast from the East.

P: Imagine him with a bald head and long moustache...

T: That would make him a walking nightmare.

P: Given a chance would you ever date his woman?

T: Never! His class doesn’t fit mine. In other words we are not of the same calibre. His woman would be either my groupie or chips funga.

P: The most weird chick you ever dated...

T: One who ended up calling me selfish simply because I refused to have the threesome she offered me with her girlfriends.