Affair? My poor feeder hubby eats Miss Mboch’s mashakura like a dog

 "She just boils watery stuff. To my shock, my hubby eats like the world is ending."

We’ve been married for six years and all along, I believed my husband is a poor eater.

Most times, he would come home claiming ‘ameshiba’ or just nibble at the food, a habit our son has picked from him.

Then I got this shady house help who just boils watery stuff.  To my shock, my hubby eats like the world is ending. Should I be worried?

Do you think the two are having an affair?

Phoebe

First, I think you urgently need to deworm your husband.                                                                                                                                          No man who was born by a woman nibbles on food like a bird. We are dogs and we eat like one.

It is therefore safe to conclude that your man has been eating in shady pubs. If the chap is eating food made by ‘Shady Miss Mboch’, then it means she is a better cook.

You can accept and move on, invite her to join you as a helper or fire her, in which case your miserable husband will go back to hunting for cholera in shady pubs.

Alternatively, you could just do the reasonable thing and learn to cook. If you passed KCPE, managed to lose your virginity, convince that man to marry you and endured childbirth, then frying sukuma wiki shouldn’t be rocket science!

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