She said I am 'small' is she seeing a more endowed man?

Dear Uncle Ted,

My girlfriend has always maintained that I am the best lover she has ever had.

When I ask, “How was it?” she always flashes me a smile and says, “You are amazing! It was simply out of this world!”

Then last week, out of the blue, she says, “Haki your thing is small…” She said she was just joking, but as you can guess, I was hurt. Do you think she’s seeing another man who has a bigger kuni than mine?

Harold

The things we hide in our pants are referred to as “private parts” is because if they were made public, we would cease fearing and respecting some people due to the scandalously small sets of apparatus they walk around with.

That has, however, not stopped diminished the power they hold over broke men with spear sized kuni.  So unless you want to join the porn industry, you have no business worrying about the length of your promulgation instrument.

Not that it matters anyway. Who knows the ways of women? They will dump you for a bigger guy, and then dump the bigger guy for a tiny, baby faced guy because he has cute dimples!

Oh, and before I forget bro,  if you must ask a girl how it was, the verdict is that you are thoroughly useless in bed!