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Kenyan men may soon get high on booze brewed using bacteria sourced from a woman’s private parts.
The beer known as Yoni is set to land in Nairobi once a distributor is found locally.
The Nairobian made enquiries from the company’s marketer who said Yoni beer made its maiden entry in the world’s thirsty throats in 2016.
The first bottles to be brewed contained bacteria collected from Czech model Alexandra Brondlova.
“It would be great to launch the beer in Kenya,” said Wojtek Mann upon our enquiry, “but we don’t have an importer in your country.
The price would be negotiated with the distributor,” he said regarding its cost.
A bottle of Yoni costs between 9 EUR / 10 USD (around Sh1,000) according to Mann We can take one vaginal swab and multiply it in our laboratory for thousands of beers,” he told The Nairobian.
“Our target are self-confident men who want to some new experiences, push their limits and experience new generation of intimacy and sexual life,” explained Mann, adding that, “Our beers are sour ales, dry like a wine. We have two fruit ales (cherry and currant ales) and one cognac oak ale.”
In explaining the brewing process he said: “We isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman, bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with a lovely goddess.”
Hundreds of models underwent strict selection process before they settled on Brondlova whom they said personified femininity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts.
