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Members of the Walanguzi music group
Vee Eye Cee
Pulse: Since he came back from the United States, what have you noticed that’s new with Das?
Vee Eye Cee: This guy doesn’t even have the slightest whiff of American culture. It’s like he went to work at JKIA for six years then came back. His sheng has embarrassingly gone down. He still thinks keroro is the ‘in’ word and Thika Road is the way to heaven.
Pulse: What could he do better in his rhyming?
Vee: Everything. Were it not for me backing him up in every of the new rap songs, he would be singing in some choir huko Vihiga, every Sunday.
Pulse: How much of a smooth talker is he with the females?
Vee: He is not so bad. Considering he still asks ladies what time it is in public transport as a conversation starter.
Pulse: Which line do you suppose he used to hit on a chic for the first time while in the States?
Vee: Hey you see this wallet; back in Africa I killed a lion and made it. Would you fancy a burger?
Pulse: assuming this were a freestyle competition, what punch line would you throw at him?
Vee: Ntaku-kill na line moja utafikiria umenyongwa na SIM card.
Pulse: How often do you suppose he uses lotion?
Vee: Just look at his hands. His right hand is all muscular. What do you suppose he does with it?
Pulse: What would he do in a dire situation like being arrested?
Vee: If he were arrested, I’m sure he would claim to be retarded and start talking gibberish.
Pulse: What do you consider to be his most stupid line to date?
Vee: I remember when he said ‘Das na push material mbele kama erection’.
Das
Pulse: Since you came back, what have you noticed that’s new with Vee Eye?
Das: He finishes whole bread by himself, now that’s amazing.
Pulse: What could he do better in his rhyming?
Das: He should add some lunje chants on hooks.
Pulse: How much of a smooth talker is he with the ladies?
Das: He is terrible. Vaseline ruined it.
Pulse: Pulse: assuming this were a freestyle competition, what punch line would you throw at him?
Das: Unajidai mayai ya quail na hauwezi get laid.
Pulse: How often do you suppose he uses lotion?
Das: Daily. He glows nowadays.
Pulse: What would he do in a dire situation like being arrested?
Das: He would punch the cop in the face. This ninja is super psycho like that.
Pulse: What do you consider to be his most stupid line to date?
Das: Ati ‘nikizima stima manzi yako anapata ball’. Chics started taking P2 right after that.
Verdict: Das tries to make a comeback with the P2 line but overall Vee Eye Cee overshadows his Kenyan comeback. Das it seems has lost his punch line mojo. East or West, East Africa is best. Vee Eye wins this one with a second round knockout in a hip-hop boxing ring.
