Big boobs ain’t all that

I can’t for the life of me understand why some women yearn for huge knockers. They are a pain to walk around with. Literally! Despite the typical male predilection for huge knockers, I am rather proud of my little tatas. I have never felt like I am missing out on something because I don’t have a huge rack. Sure, men will ogle at a woman with an ample cleavage, but don’t be cheated. Even though small boobs do not get the press, they have many fans.

 There is never a shortage of men chasing after me despite being lesser-endowed. I’ve embraced my small and perky bosom and wouldn’t trade it for anything else. In a world that’s obsessed with big breasts, those like me who are less-than-blessed in the chest department enjoy a few perks that voluptuous women don’t.

Ditching the bra

This is clearly the best perk of having small boobs. We really don’t need to wear a bra, so we get the privilege of walking around braless whenever we feel like. Yes, we can walk around without a bra and nobody would be any the wiser. We can be jiggling free while our well-endowed sisters are enduring the pain of straps that are too tight, clasps that pinch and underwiring that dig into their underarms. Our boobs can experience the kind of freedom typically reserved for men and small children.

There’s no cut of shirt that is off-limits

I often hear my busty friends and relatives complaining that they can’t wear certain tops or dresses because they cannot wear a bra with it or because their bazookas will make their outfit appear slutty. Such kind of problems don’t exist for women with small boobs. Open-back tops, bandeaus and strapless shirts are always available to you. I can wear plunging necklines to an official event and not give off an overtly sexual vibe.

Working out isn’t an added struggle

Did you know that a pair of that luscious D cup that you are yearning for weighs somewhere between five and 10 kilogrammes? Try hauling that around when you are sprinting up ten flights of stairs or skipping rope. They will be thumping against your chest, weighing you down, not to mention how embarrassing breast bouncing is. Luckily, small-chested women don’t have to worry about that. Our boobs stay put and we don’t need to spend a fortune on sport bras.

You look good naked

Sure, our sisters with enormous boobs look absolutely spectacular when the girls are upholstered in a nice sexy bra and a low cut party dress that emphasises the cleavage. But once that bra comes off, everything tends to head southwards, and it is not a pretty sight. However, when a small-chested woman gets naked, it is a sight to behold. Our perky breasts are not affected by gravity. Our petite frames give us a nice sleek silhouette that accentuates our figure.