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Hi Uncle Ted, The recent incident in which a man was shot dead by a rival at a girlfriend’s house has shaken me to the core. I am seeing two men in their mid-40s, one of whom is a senior police officer. The problem is I receive rent from both of them although I have a job. What should I do? Cindy
Dear Cindy, I don’t think it would be smart to dump one or both of them because it will lead to severe loss of income. It would be a shame for you to reduce your standards of living merely because the two men you sleep with want to behave like small boys. I can bet my life that besides you, each of them probably has three or more other women. Thing is, one day, your two men will collide. I was getting worried until you mentioned that one of your lovers is a senior police officer. Relax. The cop will shoot the other guy dead and half an hour later, there will be sufficient evidence to suggest that he was a most wanted gangster. By the way, when you have two sponsors who pay the rent, do they use condoms?