Enduring fetish: Wazungu women just want to be 'speared' by Maasai morans

 Maasai mara man in traditional dress with caucasian woman

They say that what a man can do, a woman can do it better. And this world where equality rules, mzungu women have not been left behind. They too crave black meat and Maasai morans are their enduring fetish.

"These Morans are endowed with mighty propellers that do magic to women. The size of the organ matters and it is undebatable that the Morans lead in this special category. Their vitality is also unmatched. Only the Yoruba in Nigeria can rival them," says Sammy Mwaura a local wag.

According to him, the Morans are also circumcised in a unique way totally different from how other Kenyan communities do it. This gives them an edge as many white women say their experience so much pleasure after sexual escapades with the Morans.

When this writer approached a middle-aged British woman in Mtwapa and asked her what all this fascination with the Morans was all about, she refused to talk. She only looked fondly at the groin of her companion- a young Moran- winked,and smiled softly. The writer escaped death narrowly after trying to pester the woman with more questions. The Moran leapt from his seat and baring his tooth like fangs attacked thinking that somebody was trying to pry the woman away from him.

What however emerged during this encounter was that the white women are falling prey to con-men masquerading as Maasai Moran.

"Nugu! Fundaa!Jeege!," the "Moran" shouted. Of course the language he was speaking was not Maa but Kikuyu and the abuses he was hurling directly translates to Monkey! Donkey! Porcupine!

We also learned that some of the white women have gone home disappointed after catering for huge expenses and going to bed with this Moran masqueraders only to find out that they are not up to it.

"Some of the so called Morans clad in red shukas are Kikuyu men who migrated from Central Kenya to the Coast region in search of greener pastures. Some were victims of "Makali" hot stuff that President Uhuru Kenyatta tried in vain to wipe out from the region last year. Their propellers have actually shrunk although they look OK physically. Frankly you do not expect them to do wonders with the white women," Mwaura explains. Ends..............