Blown away: Busia man divorces wife who unleashes loud, smelly farts while climaxing during sex

Let’s face it, love making is such a messy affair! That is, if the crazy wails, weird facial expressions, yucky ‘juices’, dirtying or even tearing of bedsheets in moments of reckless abandon as participants climax or just exposing ones’ unsightly nakedness to one another, is anything to go by.

However, biologists and sociologists say, human beings are able to endure all these indignities mainly because of ‘temporary insanity’, commonly referred to as love!

Again, fact that there are no laid down rules, regulations or parameters to determine good or bad sex, or even socially-sunctioned tutorials to help clumsy individuals up their game doesn’t make matters any better.

So you can imagine the awkwardness one man — whose real identity we chose not to publish, lest we further scandalise him — in Mundika, a rural outpost in Busia County, found himself in when his wife of three month kept passing wind rather loudly whenever she climaxed during intimacy.

Reportedly, the man tried to put up with the loud, smelly farts for a while, but when push came to shove, he send the woman back to her parents, complaining that he can’t take it anymore.

It all began when a certain Seth, a relative to the embattled wife, found it odd that the newly married woman had overstayed a visit to her ancestral home.

Fact that she didn’t seem in a hurry to go back to her husband made some of her kin, among them Seth, curious.Perhaps her husband wasn’t that desperate for her, seeing as she was his third wife and the other two could be taking good care of him, Seth mused.

Blown away by fart

However, it was still odd for her to stay away for so long, yet it is an open secret that polygamous men tend to be very fond of the youngest, latest wife. Something wasn’t adding up? Seth thought.

After a couple of days, it was discovered that the woman was send packing by her husband because of the afforementioned condition, which turned out to be beyond her control.

Apparently, if the polygamist’s friend is to be believed, when climaxing, the woman gets overwhelmed by excitement, losing control of her bowels in the process.

And before she knows it, she lets rip like a motorcycle exhaust, releasing loud toots that leave the bedroom stinking like a dumpsite! This, of course, always left her alleged no nonsense husband seething with fury.

Reportedly, push came to shove and the polygamist could not take it anymore. He, in a fit of rage, expelled her to go back to her parents to learn manners! Differently put, she blew him away with fart!

Apparently, the polygamist now doesn’t want anything to do with the woman.

For obvious reasons, the woman has not explained what happened to her people, thus making it difficult for them to intervene. The matter is so embarrassing that it is discussed in hushed tones by the woman’s kin.

The new marriage now hangs in the balance as elders from the woman’s side scratch their heads for a solution to the embarrassing incident.