The girl is mine: Two married Subukia men clash at single mum's house, clobber each other silly

A two-timing single mother in Subukia, Nakuru County is regretting a reckless dating mistake she made last Sunday.

This is after two of her lovers clashed at her house and clobbered each other silly, causing her a lot of embrassment before neigbours.

Smitten by the woman’s bewitching beauty, the two unidentified married men are said to have separately begun making inroads into her heart.

With one of the man alleged to have been regularly visiting with paper bags full of shopping, his much older rival, who always visited empty handed, is suspected to have been paying her rent and offering financial assistance.

Spoilt for choice, the woman is said to have been undecided, but continued to enjoy the best of both worlds, without any of the two being any wiser.

Reportedly, the charade has been going on for a while now. However, the plot thickened last Sunday when the younger man was being treated to a sumptuous dinner. The older man, who had been drinking at a nearby pub, kept calling the woman but his calls went unanswered.

Loud wails

Frustrated that his calls had been ignored, the older lover decided to make an unannounced visit to the woman’s house.

Upon arrival, he bumped into his rival, prompting an awkward moment of loud silence, with the three tongue-tied.

The older man is said to have planted himself in the sofa, furious and remained dangerously silent, even as the woman bit her tongue as she tried to explain what was happening.

In the process, an argument ensued before it quickly spiraled into a shouting match. Seconds late, the two men went for each other’s shirt collars and locked horns.

This prompted the panic-stricken woman to break into loud wails, waking up her two small children and neighbours.

It took the intervention of neighbours to stop the fight. The woman narrated to neighbours how it all began, with some scolding her for making such a thoughtless decision of fooling around with two men who have express access to her house.

The fact that the wrestling men were both married elicited varied reactions, with some neigbours expressing ire while others, who couldn’t stop poking fun at her, saying they wish the randiest of the two the best of luck.

Both men were finally kicked out of the ‘plot’ by the caretaker for being a nuisance.