Joy as clothes that can stop your fart smelling launched

Good people, here is good news. And this is no Crazy Monday hoax. A company has launched a new fabric that neutralises any surreptitious stinks sent its way. You don’t want to know how happy folks with flatulence problem are.

Shreddies, the UK Company, has been marketing parp-proof pants, and now they’ve gone and created jeans and pyjamas for those of us trying to smell rosy.

Farting is still one of the least socially acceptable bodily functions. So what a relief that someone has created this fart-foiling clothing that will leave everything smelling sweet in your wake.

The science behind the clothing is down to a Zorflex-activated carbon lining. The fabric is specially made and neutralises any bad smell.

The jeans and PJs are soon to be joined by chinos and office wear.

Manager Richard Woolley explains: “The jeans and pyjamas feature a full carbon lining from the waistband to just above the knee which gives increased protection from odours.”

Crazy Monday has accessed the website and it reveals that they’re answering a more serious need than you might at first have imagined.

“Shreddies can be worn by anyone but they offer the perfect solution to treat flatulence issues caused by IBS (irritable bowel syndrome), gastritis, Crohn’s disease, dyspepsia and colitis as well as food intolerances and many other bowel and digestive disorders.

“Anybody that suffers from excessive flatulence will know of the social issues that it can cause and Shreddies not only improves the physical symptoms but also helps reduce the anxiety associated with this condition.”

The website adds: “The Shreddies motto is ‘Fart with confidence’ and our garments ensure just that.” Wow! Once they hit Kenyan market, Crazy Monday will let you know.