When in a mat or any other PSV vehicle, try to avoid sitting next to a woman:
An Uber to my place from town is at least Sh500. To unemployed young Nairobi girls, that is ‘so cheap!’
During the course of my world travels, I have gone to places and encountered people
The mini skirt is bound to move upwards exposing more thigh-land
Before approaching a target, one has to observe the lady, a process referred to as ‘bird watching’.
With the rise of Team Mafisi, it was only a matter of time before women also ‘represented’.
Some Kenyans love their drink so much that they would go blind or even die for it.
You innocently checked her profile and thought she was stunning, pretty and composed
Men can be crazy: From what they like about their woman to what they do with their friends; from their dirty talk, to hilarious lines
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