Objecting to panty lines is a way to police women's sexuality

When I listen to the interactions between women and men in the workplace today, I understand that we live in a moment of heightened confusion where we try to do anything that can earn approval. To look sophisticated, one is expected to challenge rules like a teenager and break barriers, especially those that are associated with sexual morality. In teenage, boys use drugs to challenge the law while girls use the threat of sexual exposure as a means to express rebellion - they expose their bodies more and more to command male attention.

There is more talk today about gangbangs and swinger sex than there is about the Ten Commandments and their application. Even a woman who does not find Fifty Shades of Grey exciting must fake some sense of thrill in order to cut across as feisty and daring enough to be accommodated in a pool of presumably trendy friends.

We live in a time when being married is frowned upon as a huge setback to our liberation. To be married to a breathing man has become a route of shame any woman should be embarrassed to take. How does one choose commitment to one exhaustible phallus attached to a deceptive male, when there are 1001 options of solid materials that can locate the G-spot with the laser precision of artificial intelligence?

While men meet up to discuss the level of pressure Manchester City is subjecting Arsenal to at the top of the EPL, women at the salon now share news about the specifications of the newest dildos and vibrators in town. While one-night stances and group sex are things that men consider old-fashioned, for us it is a completely new level of freedom to be able to choose to sleep with two or more men in one go, to run a no strings attached affairs makes us feel in charge.

The dilemma of undergarments

The religion of ngothalessness has gained so much traction that it competes in popularity ratings with smaller denominations like Roho Musanda and Legio Maria. A woman wearing a panty to work is now a subject of ridicule. When she wears a mothers union that holds all her assets together in one solid mound to give the cheeks some togetherness, she is considered too primitive to even be accommodated in discussions with modern, working-class women who have their own names inscribed on ATM cards and credit cards.

Apparently, these clothes around the groin are now strictly for holding sanitary pads when that part of the cycle comes. In fact, the traditional pads are also something looked down upon, if they are not mint flavored and made in Honolulu. Enlightened women now only talk about tampons - solid stuff.

Back in time, in the era where the only chicken around were the kienyenji ones, before these weakling broilers that die from the sounds of a footstep arrived in Kenya, there was nothing that was as appreciated as virginity. It was guarded as a precious gem and that is why it was securely guarded, with long skirts and full dresses.

Female thighs were so sacred and the only creatures that were allowed to see them were the ants and maybe parasites for those who did not have frequent ties with water. By then, a girl would stand with pride and proclaim her purity and own it, unlike now where being a virgin is a cause for mockery accompanied by labels of ushamba.

Not long ago, it would cost you some beads of sweat on the nose to convince a lady to give you her phone number. It would even take several cycles of harvests before she finally told you her full names.

The game simplified

On a first date, a man needed a crane to move a girl from the seat to the bed. However, nowadays, a simple hey to a lady is enough vibe to get her contact, and a few messages of good night hun are enough to trigger photos of the naked organism. At this point, full access to Aror dam is a heartbeat away.

In a world where girls feel sorry for carrying an intact hymen through teenage, we can therefore deduce that sex is the most abused activity of our time. We are living in a highly sexualized society where everything revolves around intimacy especially when you are female and trying hard to be relevant.

This explains why all musicians make videos featuring heavily loaded females dancing naked while the men appear dressed in trendy tracksuits and branded hoodies and vests to market their brands. Female nudity and expression of carefree exposure is what fires up the modern generation of females.