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When you have to poop at your boyfriends house: Bowel movement isn't a flaw!

The only person who is grossed out by the fact that you have to poop is you, not your boyfriend

And behold, the most mortifying relationship milestone for women: pooping in your significant other's vicinity. I can't for the life of me understand why women are so embarrassed about pooping at their boyfriend's place.

A woman will avoid pooping at her boyfriend's house at all costs! This means making sure she has emptied her bowels at a public washroom or in her own washroom before heading over to her boyfriend's place just to make sure she won't get the urge while there.

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