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Palaver

Oops, Yoweri Museveni has gone and done it. Again! If the Uganda president keeps pushing his foot into the mouth right infront of media camera, one is bound to bite. This media darling is like a pet lion cub, all furry, playful and cuddly.

 Now having grown older, the cub realises he has been toying with his ‘food’ and attacks! Museveni just sprang at his former owner and branded him (al-Jazeera, BBC, NTV, The Daily Monitor) "enemies" defiling his country by getting into bed with battered, bandaged and half-blinded Kizza Besigye. Palaver is vindicated for rightly predicting that the Arab revolution will ride the MV Tahrir Square up the Nile. Prove me wrong if you can.

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