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How the most foolish Kenyan made millions in a month

“You are the most foolish Kenyan in the world!” barks the woman who rules my house and heart with a hot iron rod.

Like many Kenyan men, I pretend to be the lion of the house, the village and city. Yet, the bitter truth is, the madam, my bitter half, is the king and the queen combined together. In and out of the bedroom she is a hot lioness, and if I am a lion, it is a silhouette toothless one. Before her, I am a combination of a city and a village idiot and not griot.

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