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Eating chicken feed to enlarge your butt? Not a good idea, here is a natural way

Who came up with this silly, disgusting idea of eating chicken feeds to enhance the volume of your butt? I came across this article in one of our dailies and as much as I wanted to find you and thoroughly whip you up, I'll calm down and curve my nerves to peace and impose the heavy blame on the society for not raising standard and not giving you enough information on how to keep up.I know a well-shaped, big and attractive butt that fits well in slimmed waist jeans, adding up to your feminine charm as the society applauds what you hold.

The society has embraced curvy women with full rounded breasts, small waist and a well-toned rounded butt and thrown away the American skinny, tall model taste.This has created a very big and nasty challenge to women who had earlier looked up to models on vogue magazine and the likes and boasted about their thinned bodies.Don't worry yet, you who once were queen of the world, you can still be queen even now. Remember the world will never be fair, you must evolve as it revolves.

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