7 REASONS WHY KENYAN MEN ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD

Kenyan men are loved and loathed by their women in equal measure. Radio stations rake in millions of revenue daily through adverts thanks to programs that diminish and demoralize the average Kenyan man.
 
Distressed Kenyan woman: ‘Hallo, my husband is a mess. Can you imagine I just recently found out he pays rent for his secretary?He evens pays school fees for her bastard daughter.. imagine that!

John the presenter: Maya ghaai! Karekee! And you are still with him? How can you stomach such a cabbage of a man? Why can’t you just file for a divorce and move on with your life?

Bang! That’s it. No hearing, no discussion, no finding out the real back story. The case concluded on live radio with millions of listeners (mostly women) clapping and jeering, happy with the jury’s decision.

 This horror of a discussion will continue in the evening WhatsApp groups and form headlines in the weekend chama meetings.

Kenyan women will be late tonight drowning whiskey at Westy while crucifying their men.

Meanwhile, your dear naïve house help Nafula will serve your man hot dinner and who knows what else…after all, he needs that validation again right?

We hate that they hate weaves yet they still ‘sponsor’ salon cash. We hate their aggressiveness but still enjoy their hard earned cash.

We hate their sense of dressing but we can never get them a decent suit as a gift! We hate that they drink too much but still outdo them in the clubs…Kenyan women need to quit these double standards and instead embrace the Kenyan men with kind hearts.