Things parents don’t know about their campo kids

Imagine this. It’s midnight, which means you are in dreamland, probably snoring. Then comes this phone call from the police, informing you that your son, who does not own a car, has been charged with drunk driving, at night! The truth is, your son or daughter, who is ‘chewing’ books in college, is probably a total stranger to you. He is not the innocent boy (or girl) who left home the other day. Here are some of the things they could be doing secretly in campus.

1. Your son is gay. And the boyfriend to your daughter is her female age mate.